- Zeus: im gonna put my dick in it
- Everyone: dont put ur dick in it
- Zeus: toO LaTE
Part time actor, part time writer, part time reader, part time book narrator.
My cat Harley has been crying to go out all day, despite the fact that
A. It’s snowing.
B. She’s an indoor cat.
I even took her out for a second and let her walk around in the snow, like SEE, IT’S COLD YOU IDIOT! But she’s still crying. I just hear:
"Maaw! Raaw! Raaw! …Maaw?”
Like a kid going “Mom! MOM! MOM!…Mom? Crap, where’s Mom?!”